Catch 'Em All!

歐洲沒有穿山甲這種動物，寵物試著解釋給主人聽。

(Trying to explain what a 'pangolin' is to Sir.)

寵物：「穿山甲喔，就是類似犰狳的動物呀，但是又不太像。」（傳圖片）

Pet:  Pangolin is an animal that is similar to armadillo, but they look different. (shows photo)

Photo from: roadkill.tw

主人：「喔，牠看起來可以當一隻寶可夢！」
Sir:  Looks like it could be a pokemon!

寵物：「對呀～看起來像是這隻！」（傳穿山鼠的圖）
Pet: Like this one! (shows the picture of a sandshrew)

主人：「快！把穿山甲抓起來，塞到小球裡面！」

Sir: Wow! Quick, grab the pangolin and stuff it inside a small ball!

寵物：「不行～～這樣是盜獵野生動物還有虐待動物耶！><」

Pet: No~~ That would be poaching and abusing wild animal! ><

穿山甲時常被盜獵作為食物或是中藥材。
Pangolins are often illegal poached for food or Chinese medicine.
(photo from http://tuoitrenews.vn/international/21301/asians-eating-scaly-anteaters-to-extinction-conservationists)

（想了一下）

寵物：「主人，你可以把寵物抓起來然後拿球球塞到她的嘴巴裡！」

Pet: Sir, you can grab your pet and stuff your balls inside her mouth! 

主人：「哈哈，好，我接受這個替代方案。」

Sir: Haha. Ok, that is an acceptable alternative.