2016年9月4日 星期日

Catch 'Em All!


歐洲沒有穿山甲這種動物,寵物試著解釋給主人聽。
(Trying to explain what a 'pangolin' is to Sir.)


寵物:「穿山甲喔,就是類似犰狳的動物呀,但是又不太像。」(傳圖片)
Pet:  Pangolin is an animal that is similar to armadillo, but they look different. (shows photo)

Photo from: roadkill.tw
主人:「喔,牠看起來可以當一隻寶可夢!」
Sir:  Looks like it could be a pokemon!

寵物:「對呀~看起來像是這隻!」(傳穿山鼠的圖)
Pet: Like this one! (shows the picture of a sandshrew)


主人:「快!把穿山甲抓起來,塞到小球裡面!」
Sir: Wow! Quick, grab the pangolin and stuff it inside a small ball!

寵物:「不行~~這樣是盜獵野生動物還有虐待動物耶!><」
Pet: No~~ That would be poaching and abusing wild animal! ><


穿山甲時常被盜獵作為食物或是中藥材。
Pangolins are often illegal poached for food or Chinese medicine.
(photo from http://tuoitrenews.vn/international/21301/asians-eating-scaly-anteaters-to-extinction-conservationists)

(想了一下)

寵物:「主人,你可以把寵物抓起來然後拿球球塞到她的嘴巴裡!」
Pet: Sir, you can grab your pet and stuff your balls inside her mouth! 

主人:「哈哈,好,我接受這個替代方案。」
Sir: Haha. Ok, that is an acceptable alternative.

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